The Bartender Miguel Dong Suction Cup Sex Toy Product

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The Bartender Miguel Dong Suction Cup

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(24 Reviews)
MSRP:  $26.99
Price:   $20.99
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Product Details

  • Weight: 12.00 Ounces
  • Width: 1.80 Inches
  • Length: 7.50 Inches
  • Insertable Length: 6.00 Inches
  • Features: Phthalate Free ,
    Phthalate Free - Phthalate Free products have no esters, softeners or plasticizers.
    Suction Cup ,
    Suction Cup - A round piece attached to a toy that sticks to a flat surface by producing a vacuum. This allows for hands free play.
    Harness Compatible
    Harness Compatible - A toy equipped with a suction cup or flared base that can be secured in a harness. A Harness is a garment, usually with straps, that supports a dildo. Most harnesses are worn on the waist, yet some are worn on the chest, the thigh and even the face.
  • Materials: TPR/TPE
    TPR/TPE - Thermoplastic Rubber/Elastomer is a synthetic mixture of rubber/plastic and elastomer. While TPR/TPE is hypoallergenic in nature it cannot be boiled. Use soap and warm water or toy cleaner to disinfect.
  • Color: Beige
  • Texture: Veiny
    Veiny - Quality of raised markings that bear a physical resemblance to the veins on a penis.
  • Shapes: Phallic
    Phallic - Resembles a penis.
  • Other: Dimensions Confirmed
  • Manufacturer: Topco Sales
  • Brand: Average Joe
  • UPC: 788866013005
  • SKU: CNVELD-WF0130-0
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Product Description

Average Joe consumers want dongs in average sizes, so Topco added six realistically sized dongs to Wildfire with the Average Joe line. Average Joe The Bartender, Miguel package has a unique story and a biography to sell the fantasy that this guy is awesome; it's just his ding-a-ling that's average. True-to-life sized dong - 6 insertable inches. Realistic tip and veined shaft. Realistic, tight balls. Harness compatible suction cup base. Waterproof for play outside the bedroom. Made using phthalate free, non-toxic materials. Thermoplastic Rubber TPR. A water based lubricant is recommended. Line: Wildfire. Sub line: Average Joe. Category: Dongs. Sub category: Non-vibrating. Features: Phthalate Free, Waterproof. Average Joe The Bartender Miguel Dong is a registered trademark for Topco Sales.

Please note: The suction cup works, but will not stay suctioned on a smooth surface if you use it the way it is intended.

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24 Reviews
Nov 30, 2016
A nice sized cock for intermediate anal, in my opinion
This is a nice dildo, and it feels fairly realistic, with decent girth, and a length that most people can take. If you're into size and have been playing, you'll probably want to go bigger in girth. However, this is a great toy! You can't go wrong for the price! It feels great!
May 21, 2016
Too stiff and rough
I read all the reviews and I decided to give it a try. Looks wise it looks good. Going inside it feel too rough and it is not soft. I guess the old saying is true you get what you pay for and I would have been better off spending the extra $20-$30 for quality. PS there shipping is real good and quick that's why they got 2 stars instead of 1
Nov 20, 2015
Real! Real!
Great real looking dildo at this price! My girlfriend thoroughly enjoyed and energetically sucked it several times! Amazing sex drive with this toy! Every sex lovers, please buy one!!
Jun 28, 2015
bought this as a newbie and I love it! I've had it a couple months now and I've used it lots! it's the perfect size and it's not expensive.
Bi-Texan Verified Buyer
Jun 1, 2014
The material this product is made from is great. NO SMELL. The size is perfect for me. A little lube and away you go. This thing is realistic in size which makes play times a lot easier and clean up is a breeze. I would recommend this to anyone beginner or experienced.
Sex Toy Dave Verified Buyer
May 29, 2014
Suction cup is not strong
This is a quality dildo for the price, but the suction cup is not that great. Its does work, but I don't think it would stay fastened to even a glass surface with much pulling on it.
LM Verified Buyer
May 3, 2014
Couple fun
This is a great dong. I originally bought this for some strap on fun with the wife, our first time with it we simulated a 3some with her taking in while I went down on her. She loved it, and said that we need to find another toy for when she rides me that this one was for her. It fits well in a harness and she wore it as I sucked her cock. It is a perfect size, not too big and not too small.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Mar 20, 2014
everything has it place
Good to start with but not to keep at it or finish with. Lacks in girth, but she loves the feel
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Mar 12, 2014
suction cup
the one negative comment i have is that the suction cup could have been better
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Mar 1, 2014
This dildo was great for me. I loved that it's not very textured. It could have used more width and the suction cup isn't the best, but still, it's pretty decent. Not only was Miguel great in the ass, but, it was fun to suck on, too. i can't wait to buy other Average Joe products.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Feb 12, 2014
average joe
OMG average Joe was more that I expected is so big and it feels so good I recommend it and it doesn't have a plastic smell. it's my first time buying something like this and for sure is not my last.
lov3 Verified Buyer
Aug 13, 2013
We'll invite Miguel back for sure!
Miguel was very realist looking. I especially liked that it was not as rigid at it first appeared. His balls were tight and felt fantastic on my ass. My boyfriend used it on me as I went down on him and I can assure you that Miguel made the perfect third wheel in our little THREESOME, I'm definately looking forward to using him again!
sjd Verified Buyer
Aug 5, 2013
Best ever
This is the best dildo that I have ever purchased. I have tried many but this one is the best; especially for the price. The perfect size and shape and firmness for what I want for ass play. It fits my ass perfectly and gives the perfect amount of stimulation. I find this dildo even better then the more expensive cyber-skin ultra cocks. I can ride this forever without any discomfort. No pain; just pure pleasure! I can highly recommend this item.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Jun 16, 2013
very worth the money
I'll admit it, this was my first time purchasing a dildo. And, I must say, it won't be the last, now. This one is great! It hits all the right spots and I can go for hours!
Anonymous Verified Buyer
Apr 27, 2013
Great for a gay man
I purchased this toy after much research. It came down to Miguel and the more popular, "all American whopper". Miguel won. And I am happy he did. This toy looks and feels real. It's fun to blow, but even more fun to ride. The size is perfect and the suction cup works well enough for me. My only complaint is that the balls are starting to tear off. I think im just a little to wild with it though;) overall, I recommend it, a very good dildo, perfect for anal use.
JP Verified Buyer
Jul 14, 2012
Her new best friend
At first it was a little bit to large for her, my wife soon she was riding with much delight. I enjoyed myself watching her get off to someone else's cock. I have tried before to get her to play with dildos in the past, (I seem to mistake sizes, and try with dildos way to big for her), this one is the right size for her. Another good toy for our toy box.
Daniel Verified Buyer
Jul 6, 2012
Miguel the bartender is by far a great buy for the money. My wife and I have tried several others, but none compares to the quality and intense joy she gets from using this one. The size is a bit thick, more like 2", but for the wife this is very satisfying and she get incredible orgasms. I have never had her ask to use the other dildos but she asked the other night if we could play with Miguel. A great buy and a bonus no smell. Only downside is the suction cup - it does not work well.
Play Time Verified Buyer
Jul 4, 2012
Perfect fit
Average Joe is perfect in my opinion. He is real to life size @ 6" and 5.4" round. He is firm yet not so firm that he is not real. He moves with me and hits me deep inside while his balls push up against my ass. Joe's texture is very nice. I would like the suction cup to be stronger, but maybe I'm too wild? Joe is one of my favorite toys. I'm very happy with my purchase.
Heather Verified Buyer
Jun 9, 2012
I got this today and could not wait to try it out. When I first took it out of the package, I was a little worried, as it seemed so much thicker than anything Ive ever taken on. After some coaxing and quite a bit of lube, it was amazing! I could feel every vein, the texture is perfect. I will definitley be adding this to my daily routine. I havent quite figured out the suction cup yet, but at this point I am satisfied with or without that feature.
J Verified Buyer
May 22, 2012
Very realistic
First of all...THIS product is AWESOME!! I was not expecting it to be soo lifelike. The description was spot on in length and girth. I would recommend you know what you can handle. It was a little intimidating when I opened the package. I do use it regularly, although I haven't tried the suction. When I opened the package, I was expecting a smell (from being plastic). There isn't one. I have set it under me, and it stays in nicely. It doesn't absorb any lube (I use water based). Easy to clean up.
Anonymous Verified Buyer
May 15, 2012
WOW! Best dildo for both me and my wife!
I bought this dildo to simulate a three way with my wife. It is a fantasy for both of us. When the package arrived I opened it up not thinking it would be much of anything. One look at this dildo and I actually started to get excited myself. I am totally straight but the look and feel of this thing had me stroking myself in minutes. When my wife caught me I was a bit embarassed but she immediately started oral on me and the dildo. Once she had it inside her she came immediately. Don't hesitate to buy this. It is great!
joe Verified Buyer
Jan 13, 2012
Great Size
I bought this for the wife to add another toy to our arsenal. We did not have a realistic looking dildo, so i thought the wife might enjoy. Also to maybe encourage her own self play. Needless to say we just tried it out during a play time, and she loved it. She said its the closest feeling to the actual thing. She didnt care too much for others in the past but this she took control her self and enjoyed the sensations. Good purchase. I wouldnt suggest getting a longer one unless you know for sure she can handle. This really is the perfect size.
G Verified Buyer
Aug 7, 2011
This is absolutely AMAZING. When I first bought it I was scared the girth would be too small, or even a to big. BUT ITS PERFECT. It's a little above average and amazing. It's also A LOT bigger than I thought it would be, never mind it LOOKING so real but the TEXTURE! The texture is AMAZING. So life like ! It's actually better than most real ones! I also like that it has a suction cup on the bottom, I Like to stick it to the wall and deepthroat it. But theres 100 other uses for the suction cup!! The head is perfect, Balls are perfect and life like. PLEASE BUY THIS! YOU.WILL.NOT.REGRET. IT! Now the box it came in, is a normal white box with just my address on it. Completely secret, no one would ever know you just bought a sex toy. This is my favorite toy ever, My friends getting one too! I HIGHLY Recommend this!
Jennay Verified Buyer
Jan 4, 2011
OMG this is Awesome
I purchased the Average Joe- The Bartender Miguel a couple of months ago. I have to say that this was one of the best purchases that I have ever made! He is so life like and has the ability to hit the g-spot perfectly. I have never screamed so much in my life! :) The suction cup for hands free play makes riding in the shower or on a chair convenient so I can either spread my ass or stimulate my titties while getting slammed! I highly recommend this product.